| Out on the tarmac
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| There stands Scouse Jack
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| Megaphone and anorack
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| Shouting out â Listen Matt
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| Choose Christianity, donâ t choose humanityâ
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| He lost sanity a long time ago
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| Coming out of Topshop
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| Girl with a mop top
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| Cheeky little boob tube
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| YouTube lover
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| Round at the back door, crack whore
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| Morals slack for a reason, Iâ ll tell you whatâ s more
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| Play her down and beat her
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| Treat her meaner
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| Never made her keener, man you shouldâ ve seen her
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| Now on the forecast, sheâ s got a snow blast
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| She better run fast, sheâ ll die a young lass
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| All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner
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| All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner
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| All these cats have their kittens on celery
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| And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
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| And my mum always said to me
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| You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing
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| Or theyâ ll hunt you down, karmaâ s always quicker than a clown
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| Outside the school gates
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| Thatâ s where your mum waits
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| Burger and chips, playing up cos you never ate
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| Healthy little bite size, pasta and salad sides
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| Literary lettuce and a lesser known appetite
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| Jamie Oliver
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| Stick out your olive branch
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| Kids ainâ t got a chance, stuck in a trance
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| Sat on computers, join up the routers
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| Big distributors of fatness is fruitless
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| All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner
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| All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner
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| All these cats have their kittens on celery
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| And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
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| And my mum always said to me
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| You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing
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| Or theyâ ll hunt you down, karmaâ s always quicker than a clown
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| Out on the tarmac
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| There stands scouse jack
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| Megaphone and anorack
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| Shouting out â Listen Matt
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| Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?â
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| The manâ s got a point, yeah, he can be forgiven
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| All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner
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| All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner
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| All these cats have their kittens on celery
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| And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
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| (The meaning of life)
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| And my mum always said to me
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| You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing
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| Or theyâ ll hunt you down, karmaâ s always quicker than a clown
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| Yeah my mum always said to me
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| You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing
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| Or theyâ ll hunt you down, karmaâ s always quicker than a clown
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| Karmaâ s always quicker than a clown |