| I worked all week each month this fall
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| And also had myself a ball
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| I punched a clock each day like most
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| And also shopped the whole east coast
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| And one has tons of fun for free
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| With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)
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| I bought two suits in Baltimore
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| And jewelry on the Jersey shore
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| I popped up next in Portland, Maine
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| For lobster tails and French champagne
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| And one has tons of fun for free
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| With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)
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| What have I done?
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| Where have I been?
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| The information’s rollin' in
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| A paper trail comes in the mail
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| I’d like to put myself in jail
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| An evening out on Harvard Square
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| I really lived it up, up there
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| I did it all
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| I got around
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| And not once left my old hometown
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| And one has tons of fun for free
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| With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| I’ve got to stop myself somehow
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| I have become a problem now
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| I really should be done with it
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| But I just don’t know when to quit
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| I hope to meet myself someday
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| That is the man whose bills I pay
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| We’ll both get wined and caviar’ed
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| If he’ll pull out a credit card
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| And one has tons of fun for free
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| With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| An angry husband’s at my door
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| I have not met his wife before
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| He’s not convinced and wants to fight
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| I guess I had some fun last night!
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| There ain’t no tellin' where I’ll be
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| Because of late there’s two of me
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| And one has tons of fun for free
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| With my stolen identity (my stolen identity)
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| With my stolen identity (with my stolen identity) |