| A little sweater, it’s irridescent
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| It’s got a geometric grid of little squares
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| My legs are bare
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| I will describe my underwear
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| It’s warm against my hair
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| Soft against my skin
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| But you can’t come in
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| Until the pink and yellow duck
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| That is printed on the front
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| Begins to smile
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| (What are you wearing?)
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| I’ve got a hat on
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| My shirt is satin
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| It’s got a picture of a pony in a field
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| My hair is green today
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| I’m wearing see through Pierre Cardin
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| My scent is Paco by Rabanne
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| My hair is in a bun
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| My holster holds a gun
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| I filled it from a tap
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| My tummy sprang a drip
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| Your water pistol spilled
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| Be very careful, someone could get wet
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| Or someone could get killed
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| And I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve
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| I am wearing my wound with pride
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| I am wearing a smile and nothing at all
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| Up on the catwalk
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| Down in the strip club
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| Up on the catwalk
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| Down in the strip club
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| Catwalk (meow!)
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| Strip club (grrr!)
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| (What are you wearing?)
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| I bought a pair of shoes by Jeremy Scott
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| I threw away the wrapper and I threw away the box
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| I went to an opening in my new clothes
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| Serge Comte Post-It Notes
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| I used to be a hologram, Anagram Sam
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| I used to be a big Suicide fan
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| I used to have a wiggle, now I walk like a man
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| And where it’s at is where I am
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| (What are you wearing?)
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| I made this skirt from
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| A groovy curtain
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| Somebody ripped out of a pretty bungalow
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| And in my knickers
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| There is a flower my mother sewed
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| My shirt is shiny like a toad
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| I’m wearing Heidi braids
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| And aviator shades
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| I favour flatter shoes
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| My sailor suit is blue
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| And if it weren’t for you
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| I’d take it off and leave it in a heap
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| Right here in the street
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| And I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve
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| I am wearing my wound with pride
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| I am wearing a smile and nothing at all
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| Up on the catwalk
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| Down in the strip club
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| Up on the catwalk
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| Down in the strip club
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| Catwalk (meow!)
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| Strip club (grrr!)
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| (What are you wearing?)
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| I used be a telegram, Hologram Sam
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| I used to be the walrus, now I’m John
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| I used to be a wham bam thank you ma’am
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| I used to be the kitten of all Japan
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| I come from everywhere I have ever been
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| Every boy is a king and every girl is a queen
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| Every girl is a king and every boy is a queen
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| And where it’s at is where I am
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| Call me |