| Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu |
| He’s got a beak and feathers and things |
| But the poor old fella ain’t got no wings |
| Aren’t you jealous of the wedge-tailed eagle — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| While the eagle’s flyin' round and round I keep my two feet firmly on the ground |
| Now I can’t fly but I’m tellin' you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo |
| Ba-da-doo-doo, da-doo-doo-doo, doo-da-do-do, doo-doo |
| He can’t fly but I’m tellin' you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo |
| Well he was the model for the fifty cents — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| The designer should have had more sense — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| If you take a look it’ll prove to you (ha-ha-ha-ha), I ran the pants off that |
| kangaroo |
| Ba-da-doo-doo, da-doo-doo-doo, doo-da-do-do, doo-doo |
| Take a look, it’ll prove to you, he ran the pants off the kangaroo |
| You can’t loop the loop like a cockatoo — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| Swoop and toss like an albatross — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| You silly gallah, I’m better by far, than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar |
| They squeak and squawk and try to talk, why me and them’s like cheese and chalk |
| Ba-da-doo-doo, da-doo-doo-doo, doo-da-do-do, doo-doo |
| He can’t fly but I’m tellin' you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo |
| Well the last time I saw Old Man Emu — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| He was chasing a female he knew- Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da |
| As he shot past I heard him say |
| Hoo-choo-ah-hoo-choo-ah-hoo-choo-ah-hoo-choo |
| She can’t fly but I’m tellin' you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo |
| Ba-da-doo-doo, da-doo-doo-doo, do-da-do-do, doo-doo |
| She can’t fly but I’m tellin' you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo |
| Well there is a moral to this ditty — Um-ba-da-lip-ida-da-da-acapo |