| I am bored and off of my face |
| I got dirt on my shoulder so brush it off thanks |
| I just woke up in prison and dug an escape |
| Someone smuggled in a shovel thank your mum for the cake |
| Um… yo it musta been something I ate |
| I feel… great normally I love to complain |
| About, stuff that I hate science is late & juggling plates |
| But yo hold up let me cut to the chase, it goes |
| Middle class white boy making white noise |
| With a pint of poison at the pub with his mates |
| And we all give shit to people just for something to say |
| Cause our fun is talking someone’s away but don’t jump on our case |
| Cause I’m. Sure. the bubble will break |
| Until It goes pop I’m a make drunken mistakes |
| So I’m a give you all the tools to go & fuck up your day |
| And all I ask for, in return is a punch in the face, now hit me |
| All I need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All you need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All we need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| I’m fuckup I’m a joke I’m a clown pull my pants down |
| I been called a fuckwit at least once in the last twelve… |
| Minutes so I think like a cynic |
| I live my life by frenzel rhomb lyrics |
| I’m a, interfere with your regular channel |
| Let’s drink a beer cause a mans not a camel |
| But listen here for some punk gold |
| If your best friend’s a racist then your best friends an arsehole |
| Ooh… hear that pin drop |
| Told the doc I was sick of looking at ink blots |
| I hate losing at anything so I win lots |
| Shit when I lost my virginity I was pissed off |
| I am punk in drublic again |
| Trigger Trials on the beat better pump up the bass |
| We got soldiers on the border with a gun on their waist |
| Look, what happened to an old fashioned punch in the face, now hit me |
| All I need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All you need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All we need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| I met a guy David Smug back in 81 |
| I wasn’t born then alright look I made him up |
| But every morning after waking up |
| He applies a hazelnut facial scrub like Patrick Bateman does |
| And goes to work where he’s the manager |
| Complains to all the staff he don’t get paid enough |
| Walks around the office being cocky |
| Then fires a handful of employees at random just to shake 'em up |
| Said it’s his favourite part, maybe he’s mean at heart |
| Or he maybe was just never punched in the face enough |
| I wanna raise the bar, I wanna play guitar |
| I want it all, I want a motherfuckin facial scar |
| I don’t need a car with the shiny rims |
| What I need is drivers license to drive it with |
| I’m not a violent person despite what you might have heard |
| I punch my own face |
| I’m the Tyler Durdin of Like A Version |
| B.Two hit me |
| And it goes bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam |
| bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam |
| bam bam bam bam bam yo check it out |
| All I need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All you need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All we need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All I need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All you need is a punch in the face so hit me |
| All we need is a punch in the face so hit me |