Текст песни The Global Warming Song - Ray Stevens

The Global Warming Song

Now, here we have two real pioneers\nEmbarking upon a new career\nCapitalizing on this «Global Warming"hype\nYeah, they’re the one’s who brought you the left-handed hammer\nAnd tried to market a recycled pamper;\nYou could say the Gullible Brothers have always been the entrepreneurial type\nBut this next hare-brained Gullible venture\nCould be earmarked as the major clincher\nAs to whether or not they’ll be livin' it up in their retirement age\nThey put all they had into one bankroll\nBought a bunch of land down at the South Pole\nEagerly awaiting the impending doom of «Climate Change!»\nHee, hee! Thereby being in the catbird seat in the new Florida!\nAnd I’m all for working hard\nTo keep this planet clean\nBut man-made Global Warming just don’t make no sense to me\nBut if you insist on buying into this media false alarm\nI know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!\nHee, hee, hee!\n«Next up on the Real Estate Show we have the Gullible Brothers\nLive via satellite from the East Coast of Antarctica\nHello, boys, are you on the line?»\n«Y-y-yeah, Hi, I’m B-Barry-v-very Gullible, and this is my y-younger brother\nJ-J-Justis Gullible, thanks for having us on the s-sh-show.»\n«You bet. What actually do you have available in the way of land?»\n«W-we-well, we got this beautiful-beautiful homesites available,\nocean f-front once the i-i-ice m-melts a little bit, you should — brr-r-r-r,\nGosh it’s cold. And we got some b-be-beautiful f-farms more inland,\nsoon’s we lose about forty feet of this snow… huh, huh, Oh, Lord!»\nAnd I’m all for working hard\nTo keep this planet clean\nBut man-made Global Warming just don’t make no sense to me\nBut if you insist on buying into this media false alarm\nI know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!\nHee, hee, hee!\n«Well, boys, what’s the weather like down there? Sounds cold!»\n«W-w-we-well, it’s n-not too bad…\nS-say, sixty two below at the m-mo-moment, wind chill’s a h-hunderd below…\nBut spirits are hi-high, we been told it’s definitely gonna rise in a few, few,\nlittle while… it’s uh… Record s-seven feet of snow… B-but Al Gore said\nit’s gonna be OK. Oh, Lord! Justis, run! H-he-here comes a P-po-polar Bear!\nAggghhhhh!»\nAnd I’m all for working hard\nTo keep this planet clean\nBut man-made Global Warming just don’t make no sense to me\nBut if you insist on buying into this media false alarm\nI know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!\nHee, hee, hee!\n«Well, we’d just to thank the Gullibles for joining us today. Barry Gullible,\nany last words for those who may be looking to relocate once the rest of the\nworld floods?»\n«A-a-ah, w-well, b-r-r-rrr! Ah-h-hh-hhhh, ch-h-h-h-hhhh b-r-r-rrrr!»\n«Oh, my goodness! OK, Justis, how about you?»\n«E-e-er-rrrr, b-rr-r-rr-rrrr, ch-h-hh-h-hhhh, I cain’t feel my feet!»