Текст песни Makin' The Best Of A Bad Situation - Ray Stevens

Makin' The Best Of A Bad Situation

Now, I know a man\nHe’s a hard workin' man\nHe gets up real early, and he goes down town\nAnd about fifteen minutes after he’s been gone\nThere’s a big milk truck pulls up on the lawn\nAnd that milkman rushes up to the door\nWhere that man’s wife is waitin' in a kimona\nAnd she plants a big ol' kiss on his cheek and they go inside\nAnd that truck never moves for an hour or two\nWell it’s none of my business\nOne day I called him aside and told him what was goin' on\nWhile he was gone\nAnd he said, «Well I guess that’s so, but do you know\nWe’re never outta' milk or cottage cheese or yogurt,\nIce cream, or none of them other cowy things»\nI guess he’s makin' the best of a bad situation\nDon’t wanta make waves, can’t you see\nHe’s just makin' the best of a bad situation\nReckon I’d do the same if it was me\nNow I know a man, he’s an educated man, he’s an alligator wrestler\nHe jumps right in there and grabs them long green boogers by whatever you grab\nthem long green boogers by\nWell, one day he’s got a full Nelson on this big alligator\nWhen this other alligator sneaks up and bites his right ear plumb off\nDidn’t bat an eye just crawled off in the shade and went to sleep\nThe alligator not the man\nWell, it’s none of my business\nOne day I said, «Well, it’s sure too bad about that little accident that you had\n'Cause now your hat’s gonna fall down over your eyes\nAnd you can’t ever be gypsy 'cause you don’t have no place to wear a gold\nearring"\nHe just looked me right straight in the eye and said,\n«Huh?»\nI guess he’s makin' the best of a bad situation\nDon’t wanna make waves, can’t you see\nHe’s just makin' the best of a bad situation\nReckon I’d do the same if it was me\nNow I know a lady, she’s a mighty fine lady\nGot a heart of gold, she wouldn’t hurt a fly\nShe’s just tryin' to get by and keep her house in order\nBut you know that her husband, he worked so hard that he come unglued\nHe come unwrapped, he just snapped, thinks he’s a chicken\nThat’s right, one of them cackling Colonel Sanders' types\nHe roosts in the bush by the side of the house\nWell it’s none of my business but one day I said\n«Have you ever thought about findin' him a doctor who could make him well»\nAnd she said «Well, I have now and then, but then again\nHe don’t eat much just chickenfeed and all that peckin' in the ground don’t\nhurt nothin'\nHeaven knows, we can use the eggs»\nI guess she’s makin' the best of a bad situation\nDon’t wanna make waves, can’t you see\nShe’s just makin' the best of a bad situation\nReckon I’d do the same if it was me\nWe’re all just makin' the best of a bad situation\nWe’re all in this together you and me