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Язык песни: Английский
I Won't Be Home For Christmas |
| Well it’s hard for me to get in the Christmas spirit |
| 'Cause every time that I get near it |
| I envision the invasion that’s on the way |
| Yeah, same thing happens every year |
| My kinfolks come from far and near |
| To terrorize my home on Christmas day |
| And, you know, it wouldn’t be so bad |
| If all that came was Mom and Dad |
| But no, the whole fam damnily’s got to show |
| Uncles, sisters, brothers, cousins |
| Nieces, nephews, by the dozens |
| Don’t these folks have anywhere else to go? |
| A-and what a bunch of ne’er-do-wells |
| They’ve all got some sad tale to tell |
| So sayin' no is somethin' I just can’t do |
| And there’s the extra shoppin' for gifts to give 'em |
| And the only thing that they bring with 'em |
| Is the latest virulent strain of Asian flu |
| So I won’t be home for Christmas |
| Don’t count on stayin' with me |
| No I won’t be home for Christmas |
| I’m not tellin' anybody where I’m gonna be |
| You’ll have to trash your own house |
| Eat your own food |
| Go out and buy your own Christmas tree |
| 'Cause I won’t be home for Christmas |
| So don’t count on stayin' with me |
| Now there’s fourteen kids from seven marriages |
| Skateboards, bottles and baby carriages |
| And I’m just talkin' about my sister Rose |
| Last night her husband du jour messed with the lights |
| The fuse box blew in the middle of the night |
| The heat went off and all the plumbing froze |
| Yeah, and my brother Paul he’s the worst of all |
| He’s six feet wide and five feet tall |
| One foot taller, friends, and he’d be round! |
| He’d clean a turkey in just four bites |
| My wife cooks three every Christmas Eve night |
| We try to eat one while he’s wolfin' the other two down |
| Last year I didn’t sleep a minute |
| Every bed I had had three people in it |
| And they all stayed right on through New Year’s Eve |
| Aw, it was one exhausting situation |
| I only get two weeks' vacation |
| So I just took January off as medical leave |
| And I won’t be home for Christmas |
| Don’t count on stayin' with me |
| No I won’t be home for Christmas |
| Don’t think about askin' me where I’m gonna be |
| Go on and trash your own house |
| Eat your own food |
| Go out and buy your own Christmas tree |
| 'Cause I won’t be home for Christmas |
| So don’t count on visitin' me |
| I said don’t count on botherin' me |
| No don’t count on stayin' with me |
| I don’t want no Christmas presents |
| I don’t want a Christmas card |
| I don’t even want a phone call! |