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Peach Vs Zelda Rap Battle

You step in Hyrule\nYou’re under my rule\nI got divine roots in my blood line, fool\nYou don’t got all the disguises that I do\nAt least you got Toad he’s a fun guy\nI’m a psychic, I’ll read your mind too\nI’ve already foreseen your weak rhymes\nI was gifted wisdom from the goddess Nayru\nAre you an Ocarina?\n'Cause I just played you\n(Verse 2 — Peach)\nYou see the future?\nWith precognition\nSee you just admitted all your lines are written\nI’m the finest princess my whole kingdoms smitten\nThey all blindly obey every mission I give them\nBut I treat them well\nMake no mistake\nWhen the jobs done I let them eat cake\nI’ll whack you with my racket put you back in your place\nTalk to Majora your gonna want a mask on your face\nI’m sick and tired of always playing girly\nGloves off, it’s time\nTo get my nails dirty\nI’m the Nintendo queen\nIt’s going down\nWe may be royal\nBut only one can wear the crown\n(Verse 3 — Zelda)\nMario’s home better get to bakin'\nNever met a princess this domesticated\nWhat good is a castle if it’s more like a prison?\nI fight with weapons I didn’t get from the kitchen\nI got the Tri-force\nYou know that I’ve been blessed\nYou’re just another ditzy damsel in distress\nI’ll give you back to Bowser when I’m done with you\nI love a Toadstool in my mushroom soup\n(Verse 4 — Peach)\nDiss my Mario and shit will get wild\nAt least he’s a man, isn’t Link still a child?\nI’ll batter your face and bake you like a cake\nBitch!\nButtslam you into paste\nNow domesticate this\nHey! Listen! Hear that Zeldy?\nThe sound of you, failing to outsell me\nAin’t a single princess\nThat can ever replace me\nWhere’s Zelda? I’ll tell ya\nShe’s pushin' up Daisy\nI’m sick and tired of always playing girly\nGloves off, it’s time\nTo get my nails dirty\nI’m the Nintendo queen\nIt’s going down\nWe may be royal\nBut only one can wear the crown\n(Verse 5 — Zelda)\nI’m like a Bob-Omb\nYou don’t wanna spark me\nI’ll tell everyone you slept with all the Mario Party\nI’ve got my bow and arrows so my blows land harder\nI aim for the stars while you date blue collar\nYou look like a cheap Disney Princess\nI’d never be caught dead in that tacky pink dress\nMy name is Legend, yours will be forgotten\nSorry Mario, but this Peach is rotten\n(Verse 6 — Peach)\nOh, is it my turn?\nCan I take a nap first?\nWas that a lullaby, or another rap verse?\nHere Zelda borrow my umbrella\nI drop cold bars got you Frozen like Elsa\nYour Legend is a trend\nMy legacy is classic\nYou’re riding horseback\nWhile I’m driving automatic\nAnd you know I’m riding dirty as hell\nI’ll rally round your family with a pocket full of shells!\n(Peach shouting at Mario)\nI’m sick and tired of always playing girly\nGloves off, it’s time\nTo get my nails dirty\nI’m the Nintendo queen\nIt’s going down\nWe may be royal\nBut only one can wear the crown