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Meet the Crew - Remastered

Gotcha head spinnin', runnin' circles around ya'
With my baseball bat, that I’m usin' to pound ya'
I’ll be up-in-ya'-face in the blink of an eye
No I don’t got wings, but I don’t need 'em to fly
With a couple double-jumps, I’ll be fleein' the zone
Pick up your intel quick, and I’m bringin' it home
I’m a pretty big deal, that’s the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you’re talkin' to?
Stand high, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who’s reached perfection
Forward charge! With my R.P.G
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
Bam! Rockets jumpin' all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don’t kill you, it’ll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes!
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each-other
Come and spread the cheer!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Ah-ha-ha-ha
This rap is kinda overdue, right?
But now it’s time to meet the crew, tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, red or blue?
After I pick my glass
I’m gonna kick your ass!
Cuz that’s what we were born to do!
Let’s set up shop. and get to work
I built a health dispenser, have you been hurt?
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, 'cause this stuff’s expensive
Auto-aim rockets, oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it, self destructions
Step back, 'fore I whack you with a wrench
When my turrets spot you, you’re as good as dead
Cry some more, run while you can!
You little babies don’t stand a chance!
They call me Heavy, this is my gun!
When she starts spinning, you better run!
I do not require brains or technique
I’ve got so much muscle I’ll never be beat!
I’ll mow you down, wherever you stand bitch!
Now I am hungry, give me sandvich!
Okay, I’m good
Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken scott?
I’ll down a swig of whiskey for every grenade I launch!
Wherever I go the explosions follow!
So keep your distance, lads!
I carry traditional weapons! I’ll bloody you up with an ax!
This rap is kind of overdue, right?
But now it’s time to meet the crew, tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, red or blue
Pick out my favorite class, check out my fancy hats
I just don’t know which one too choose!
I’m ze medic, so don’t go far
You might want a taste of my Ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem, schiza!
I’m always ready with my bloody bone-saw
But I can’t help much if your head is blown off!
Die Schweinhund! I will win this!
Don’t overdose on my syringes
Boom! That’s another headshot, bloke
I’m a professional, you’re a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I’m doin' it, you’ll get a quick death!
I’m from the outback, where things are hectic
Got a big machete that I’ll slice your head with
Aussey assassins aren’t very common, but when you hear this (!)
Keep on runnin'!
You probably know me from my disguise!
I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Ah revour, ma chere
I’m a very accomplished back-stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper!
Gentlemen, there’s a spy in our midst!
He’s got plenty of ass to kick!
This rap is kind of overdue, right?
But now it’s time to meet the crew, tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, red or blue?
After I pick my class, I’m gonna kick your ass!
Cuz that’s what we were born to do!