| So you’re stuck up there at the country club
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| Callin' me down here on the phone
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| 'Cause it’s after dark and your car won’t start
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| And no one there’ll take you home
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| Well, your so called friends at the top
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| Can’t stop their talkin' just to give you a ride
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| Why don’t you come down here
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| I’ll buy you a beer, it’ll help you swallow your pride
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| And we can have us a low class reunion
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| Right here at Smokey Joe’s
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| A low class reunion
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| Where the good ol' good times roll
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| Where there’s sawdust on the dance floor
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| And graffiti on the wall
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| Well, I’d rather be here with some low class friends
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| Than to have no friends at all
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| My my, it’s good to see you
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| You sure are lookin' swell
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| Just pay no mind to how I look,
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| I know I look like hell
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| But you remember your old friends
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| Here’s George and Bob and Sue
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| They’ve helped me through a lot of nights
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| Just sittin' here waitin' for you
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| So we can have us a low class reunion
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| Right here at Smokey Joe’s
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| A low class reunion
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| Where the good ol' good time roll
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| Where there’s sawdust on the dance floor
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| And graffiti on the wall
 | 
| And I’d rather be here with some low class friends
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| Than to have no friends at all
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| We can have us a low class reunion
 | 
| Right here at Smokey Joe’s
 | 
| A low class reunion
 | 
| Where the good ol' good times roll
 | 
| Where there’s sawdust on the dance floor
 | 
| And graffiti on the wall
 | 
| And I’d rather be here with some low class friends
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| Than to have no friends at all
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| We can have us a low class reunion
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| Right here at Smokey Joe’s
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| A low class reunion
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| Where the good ol' good times roll
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| Where there’s sawdust on the dance floor
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| And my number’s on the bathroom wall
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| And I’d rather be here with some low class friends
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| Than to have no friends at all |