| Hey, I’m calling you back | 
| Uh, she’s been a b*tch tonight | 
| And by b*tch I mean this rain | 
| No cab, nowhere | 
| So I had to put on the wigs | 
| And the heels and the lashes and the eairh | 
| And take the train to the club | 
| And you know the MTA should stand for motherf*ckers touching my ass | 
| So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat | 
| And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door | 
| But our friend, Johnny 5.0 | 
| Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party! | 
| So no fee for me | 
| I don’t even know what’s the tea! | 
| So I hope you’re up, girl | 
| Cause we are all coming over | 
| Lock the doors, lower the blinds | 
| Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels | 
| Cause I know exactly what we need! | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki! | 
| Lock the door, tight! | 
| Let’s have a kiki, motherf*cker | 
| I’m gonna let you have it | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki | 
| Dive, turn, work | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| We’re gonna serve | 
| And work and turn, and honey | 
| The kiki is a party for calming all your nerves | 
| We’re spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve | 
| And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave | 
| So shade that lid and we’ll all bid | 
| Adieu to your ennui | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki! | 
| Lock the door, tight! | 
| Let’s have a kiki, motherf*cker | 
| I’m gonna let you have it | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki | 
| Dive, turn, work | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| We’re gonna serve | 
| And work and turn, and honey | 
| Oh, what a wonderful kiki! | 
| This kiki is marvelous! | 
| Kiki, so, so | 
| Oui, oui, non non! | 
| Kiki, so, so | 
| Oui, oui, non non! | 
| Kiki, so, so | 
| Oui, oui, non non! | 
| Kiki, so, so | 
| Oui, oui, non non! | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki! | 
| Lock the door, tight! | 
| Let’s have a kiki, motherf*cker | 
| I’m gonna let you have it | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki | 
| Dive, turn, work | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| We’re gonna serve | 
| And work and turn, and honey | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki! | 
| Lock the door, tight! | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| (Hunty Dropper!) | 
| I’m gonna let you have it | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| I wanna have a kiki | 
| Boots, tan, Queen! | 
| Let’s have a kiki | 
| We’re gonna serve | 
| And work and turn, and honey |