| Demented New York athletes staggering 'round the block
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| Deforned Chicanos pour in Chicago’s rolling stock
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| Digital bathrooms drilling for furs
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| Surgical stockings marked his and hers
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| Guggenheim attitudes back to back
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| With Jewish Baroque
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| Happy to see you, have a nice day!
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| Defecting Russian dancers dance into Hockney prints
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| Exclusive to Bloomingdale’s, gift-wrapped in red
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| From the land of blue rinse
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| They boggle at menus in Olde English verse
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| «Ode to a Burger» by Keats at his worst
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| The hissing of omelets, the breaking of legs
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| Don’t shoot till you see the whites of their eggs
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| The pink fillet mignon looks black on the negs
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| Strange apparatus
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| You’ve never seen
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| Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
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| Street alligators
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| Big Anglophile
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| Will navigate us through a change of style
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| I came, I saw
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| What manner of beast is this?
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| New York, you talk a little bit left of center
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| A scream, a shout
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| New York is throwing its weight about
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| Walk tall, walk straight
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| Spit the world right in the eye
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| The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow
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| Dismembered hopeful My Lai veterans queuing for sleaze
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| «Sorry, no dogs, no fags, no Shriners, and no amputees»
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| Sexual athlete applies for audition
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| Willing to make it in any position
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| Just one of the extras with blood on their faces
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| In «Snow White and the Seven Basket Cases»
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| I’m happy and dopey and dirty in places
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| Lock up your daughters (Avon crawling!)
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| Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out walking the rock
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| Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitsch
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| Of a crucifix clock
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| Two miniature Romans, running on rails
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| Appear every hour and bang in the nails
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| I’ve got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first
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| On our block
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| Disturbing facts about Nazi splinter groups seen on the news
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| They’re picketing synagogues and claiming that
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| Hitler was King of the Jews
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| Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
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| A men’s room attendant is flapping his jowls
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| (Shh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels)
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| Strange apparatus
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| You’ve never seen
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| Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
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| Street alligators
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| Big Anglophile
|
| Will navigate us through a change of style
|
| Strange apparatus
|
| You’ve never seen
|
| Strange apparatus, even stranger theme
|
| Walk tall, walk straight
|
| Spit the world right in the eye
|
| The stronger the wood the straighter the arrow
|
| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street
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| No way street |