| Life is like a rollercoaster
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| It does flips and throws you over
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| Board your ship that’s going nowhere
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| If you stop, you’ll end up somewhere
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody, just hold hands
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| Now everybody wants to go to California
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| To live their life on a sunny day
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| Dreaming of someone else’s kids and wife
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| But they’ll be bringing you the same old strife
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody, just hold hands
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| Everyone wants to go to Jamaica
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| Queens in drag will surely fake you
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| Take you home, and then they’ll rape you
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| But you like it, so say 'thank you'
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody, just hold hands
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| Everyone wants to go to Iraq
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| But once they go, they don’t come back
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| Bringing peanut butter jelly and other snacks
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| We might have our freedom, but we’re still on crack
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody wants to go to Japan
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| Everybody just hold hands |