| We watch you your expert double X’s | 
| It’s just like you to paint those whiter fences | 
| It’s so polite, it’s so polite | 
| It’s offensive, it’s offensive | 
| It’s so unright, it’s so unright | 
| It’s a technical, accept it | 
| But who needs love when there’s law and order | 
| And who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort | 
| And who needs love at all | 
| We stalk you your expert double X’s | 
| We oxidize you in your sleep | 
| There’s no exit, there’s no exit | 
| You’re on a roll, you’re on a roll | 
| No one gets it, no one gets it | 
| Your honor, no, your honor | 
| Can’t you protect us, protect us | 
| But who needs love when there’s law and order | 
| And who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort | 
| And who needs love | 
| When the sandwiches are wicked | 
| And they know you at the Mac store | 
| I’m so excited | 
| The blacks and beat kids | 
| I’m getting frightened | 
| Someday, someday, Leeds United | 
| Bugsy Malone came to carry you home | 
| And they’re taking you all to the doctor | 
| Burberry vices, all sugary spices | 
| It’s nice but it’s not what I’m after | 
| Sure, I admire you | 
| Sure, you inspire me, but you’ve been not getting back so | 
| I’ll wait at the Sainsbury’s | 
| Countin' my change making bank on the upcoming roster | 
| And we’ll stop you your expert double X’s | 
| Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X’s | 
| That never talking thing you do | 
| Is effective, it’s effective | 
| Your shoulder’s icy colder, oh | 
| Than a death wish, than a death wish | 
| But who needs love when there’s law and order | 
| And who needs love when there’s Dukes of Hazzard | 
| And who needs love | 
| When the sandwiches are wicked | 
| And they know you at the Mac store | 
| I’m so excited | 
| The blacks and beat kids | 
| They’re so excited | 
| When I think about Leeds United | 
| I’m getting frightened | 
| The blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids | 
| It’s so exciting | 
| Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday | 
| Leeds United |