| It was all my fault, I’m the one to blame. | 
| It was my idea,
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| And now I’m filled with shame.
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| As you all well know, I lost control, so I’m the one to blame.
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| Ahem. | 
| When you say it’s all your fault,
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| That’s not correct. | 
| After all, I was the architect.
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| Eh, well, I was the major, and I voted, yes, so we share the blame.
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| So it was the three of you. | 
| Yes, and Kjersti too.
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| Oh yes definetly me, I screwed up royally.
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| So that’s a total of four.
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| Uhh, I’m afraid it’s two more. | 
| The project leader, and me.
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| Yes it was all my fault, and mine,
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| And mine, and me, me to, and me, and him, and you.
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| Who is responsible, I need a single name.
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| We can’t, we’re all to blame.
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| We were the ones who decided to anchor the tower in styrofoam.
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| We were the engineers who made sure the process were very slow.
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| I was the right coordinator who totally lost control.
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| And we the people of Hamar didn’t support you guys at all.
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| But are you sorry. | 
| Yes we are.
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| Apologize. | 
| Of course we do.
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| Will you fire anyone.
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| If I could, I would, but who?
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| We’re all just tiny pieces in this catastrophic stew.
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| We’re all to blame, we’re all to blame.
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| Yes we are all to blame, and you can fire us all,
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| There wouldn’t be a single person left in city hall.
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| People of Hamar,
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| Do you want to spend a couple of millions,
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| Maybe more, who knows to finish the tower?
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| Yes.
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| We’ll get a giant diving board,
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| Who cares what Hamar can afford,
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| We’ll get the most expensive tower on the planet.
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| It will be oversized, and analyzed, and overpriced,
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| But customized for Hamar (in the tower) (diving board)
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| Will be magical, fantastical, affordable for Hamar town. |