| Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
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| Well weren’t we the rare oul stock
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| Spent the evenin' gettin' locked
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| In the Ace O' Hearts where the high stools were
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| Engaging
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| Over the Butte Bridge, down by the dock
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| The boat she sailed at five o’clock
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| 'Ah hurry on', said Whack
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| 'Or before we’re there we’ll all be back
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| Carry him if you can'
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| Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
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| Before we reached the Alexander Base
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| The ding dong we did surely raise
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| In the bar of the ship, had great sport
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| As the boat she sailed out of the port
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| Landed up in the Douglas Head
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| Enquiring for a vacant bed
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| The dining room we soon got shown
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| By a decent looking woman
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| Saying 'Lads ate up if you can. |
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| Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
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| Next morning we went for a ramble round
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| Viewed the sights of Douglas Town
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| Ended up in a mighty session
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| In a pub they call dick Darby’s
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| We all got drunk by half past three
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| To sober up we went swimmin' in the sea
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| Back to the digs for the spruce up
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| While waitin' for the Rosie, we all drew up our plan
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| Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
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| That night we went to the Texas Bar
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| Came back down by horse and car
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| Met Big Jim and all went in
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| To drink some wine in Yates'
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| The Liverpool girls it was said
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| Were all to be found in the Douglas Head
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| Mcshane was there in tie and shirt
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| The foreign queer was tryin' to flirt
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| Sayin', 'Hey, girls, I’m your man. |
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| Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
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| Whacker fancied his good looks
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| On the Isle of Man woman he was struck
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| The Liverpool lad was by her side and
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| And he threw the jars into her
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| Whacker thought he’d take a chance
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| He asked the quare one out to dance
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| Around the floor they rocked and rolled
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| To Whack it was no bother
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| Everythin' was goin' to plan
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| Oh The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man
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| The Isle of Man woman fancied Whack
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| Your man stood there till his mates came back
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| Whack! |
| They all whacked into Whack
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| Whack was landed on his back
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| The police force arrived as well
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| Banjoed a couple of them as well
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| Landed up in the Douglas gaol
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| 'Til the Dublin boat did sail
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| Deported every man
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| Oh the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man |