| Christians have their hymns and pages,
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| Hava Nagila’s for the Jews,
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| Baptists have the rock of ages,
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| Atheists just sing the blues.
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| Romantics play Claire de Lune,
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| Born agains sing He is risen,
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| But no one ever wrote a tune,
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| For godless existentialism.
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| For Atheists,
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| There’s no good news,
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| They’ll never sing a song of faith.
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| For atheists,
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| They have a rule,
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| The «he» is always lowercase.
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| The «he» is always lowercase.
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| Some folks sing a Bach cantata,
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| Lutherans get Christmas trees,
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| Atheist songs add up to nada,
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| But they do have Sundays free.
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| Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven,
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| Coptics have the books of scrolls,
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| Numerologists can count to seven,
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| Atheists have rock and roll.
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| For Atheists,
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| There’s no good news,
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| They’ll never sing a song of faith.
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| In their songs,
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| They have a rule,
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| The «he» is always lowercase.
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| The «he» is always lowercase.
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| Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
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| Don’t have no songs!
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| Christians have their hymns and pages,
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| Hava Nagila’s for the Jews,
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| Baptists have the rock of ages,
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| Atheists just sing the blues.
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| Catholics dress up for Mass,
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| And listen to Gregorian chants.
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| Atheists just take a pass,
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| Watch football in their underpants.
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| Watch football in their underpants.
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| Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
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| Don’t have no songs! |