| I want candy, bubble gum and taffy |
| Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy |
| Got my pennies saved so I’m a sugar daddy |
| I’m her Hugh Cronyn, she’s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy! |
| Gonna get ya asses kicked |
| Nasty |
| Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family |
| Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy |
| I need candy |
| Any kind’ll do Don’t care if it’s nutritious or FDA approved |
| It’s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze |
| A hyperactive juice that only I can produce |
| Use a giant drill, bore straight into hell |
| Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell |
| So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated |
| And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created |
| Mess up the mix, mix up the mess |
| Come on down yo, here’s the address |
| I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue |
| Six, one-two wharf avanue |