| I wanna live on the valley side |
| Where the girls are skinny and the sky is wide |
| Where I can take my horsey for a ride |
| In Campo de Encino |
| Listening to the local rock and roll band |
| Resting my feet in the cool green screenland |
| Me and Ralph Williams gonna make our stand |
| In Campo de Encino |
| Ay, yi yi, I wanna drive a sporty car |
| And be a pinball star |
| And have a waterfall bar |
| That revolves around my swimming pool |
| I wanna take touch therapy |
| I wanna wipe out VD |
| And set the animals free |
| And most of all I wanna soar away |
| Why don’t we have a barbecue |
| And I’ll make love to you |
| If you dad will let you stay and play |
| I wanna live San Fernando style |
| I wanna eat an artichoke once in a while |
| I’m gonna watch police helicopters checking my file |
| Over Campo de Encino |
| A chamber group playing without any clothes |
| Good for the oboes but hard on the cellos |
| Your ears might get tired |
| But your nose always |
| Campo de Encino |
| Ay, yi, yi, I wanna take a vegetarian diet |
| I’ve gotta learn to be quiet |
| That is, I think that I’ll try it |
| I’ve heard it cures all |
| I really wanna learn about the primal scream |
| And the meaning of my dream |
| And get back on that beam |
| But most of all |
| I wanna soar away |
| Why don’t we listen to the Stones |
| And explore some unknowns |
| If your mom will let you skip ballet |
| Ay, yi, yi |
| Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi |
| But most of all |
| I wanna soar away |