| I got a house down a back road
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| I got a flag on the front porch
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| I got a dog named Waylon
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| I got a driveway that needs pavin'
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| I got a boat with a two stroke
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| A couple guaranteed-to-make-ya-laugh jokes
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| I got friends in low places
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| Yeah, life is what you make it
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| I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
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| With a star on a sidewalk with my name
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| Or a statue in my hometown when I’m gone
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| Nobody gonna name their babies after me
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| I might not go down in history
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| But I’ll go down to the honky-tonk
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| I got a girl named Shelia
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| She goes batshit on tequila
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| Got a job that gets the job done
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| I got a loan at the bank, it’s a big one
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| The only place you might see my name
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| Is on a wall, «For a good time, call»
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| I’m a local legend on a Friday night
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| Then a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a neon light
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| I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
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| With a star on a sidewalk with my name
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| Or a statue in my hometown when I’m gone
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| Nobody gonna name their babies after me
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| I might not go down in history
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| But I’ll go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down, I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down, I go down to the honky-tonk
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| (Yeah, let’s go, come on)
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| I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
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| With a star on a sidewalk with my name
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| Or a statue in my hometown when I’m gone
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| Nobody gonna name their babies after me
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| I might not go down in history
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| But I’ll go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down, I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down to the honky-tonk
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| I go down, I go down to the honky-tonk |