| Yo, Paul, this is Al. You can kiss my ass |
| I ain’t interested in you anyhow |
| I’m just interested in the B-Boys |
| So fuck you, my man |
| Yeaaaah, yeah… |
| Who is it? |
| Who is the man comin' down your block? |
| It’s me you see with the funk in my walk |
| Cause I’m doin' just what I like to |
| Today is my day yeah, and I’mma get nice too |
| You gotta keep movin', and you can’t say nothing |
| I’mma keep bouncin' and bumpin' and stuffin' |
| One thing you ought to know |
| Well, I am the maestro |
| Yeah, you motherfuckers, I’m all that |
| I see you lookin' at me sayin' |
| How can he be so skinny and live so phat? |
| You know why, cause I’m the maestro |
| Yeah, you know and I’m |
| Move outta my way |
| You got that? |
| I feel like Rufus Thomas, the crown prince of dance |
| I’m Mike D, and I’m known for romance |
| I’m the crazy baldhead with the part on the side |
| And I’m riding down the block, like I’m on a water slide |
| 'Cause it’s the type of day I feel like pressing my luck |
| 'Cause I got nothing to lose, cause I don’t give a fuck |
| See I’m a player, I play |
| Don’t play to win, I play to show |
| Yeah, I am the maestro! |
| Ahh, yeah, I need a little bit of cooperation right about now |
| I’d like to find out who’s favorite detective it is |
| Who is this? |
| Is it Mannix? Barnaby Jones? |
| Sombody say Columbo |
| Mickey Mulroney? |
| Is it Cannon… |
| Barnaby Jones? |
| I said that already |
| Yeah that’s right, ya’ll |
| You know I got my own shit |
| See, this ain’t America’s Most Wanted |
| This is America’s Most Mackin! |
| That’s right other people all call it, my hit! |
| When I get on there is no stoppin'! |
| Who is this? |
| Who is the man, who is the man, who is the man? |
| Who is the man, who is the man, who is the man? |
| Who is the man, who is the man? |
| Who is the man? |
| Who’s that? |
| The maestro |
| Who is the man? |
| What? The maestro! |
| Give it, give it |
| The maestro |
| Give it up |
| The maestro |
| All three cheers for the maestro! |