Текст песни Play Fair, Delilah - ApologetiX

Play Fair, Delilah

Play fair Delilah\nThough I like you and you’re pretty\nThere’s a thousand pounds of weight\nI’m lifting right now and you’re sitting on my shoes\nMost girls ain’t quite as light as you\nBut it’s very rude\nPlay fair Delilah\nThough you’re really quite persistent\nIt’s not fair how you get on me\nCause I’m strong without nutrition or exercise\nDidn’t you employ some private eyes\nTo find out why\nOh, what you do to me\nOh, it’s much too cruel to me\nOh, what you do to me\nOh, it’s worse than UFC, and WWE\nPlay fair Delilah\nI know I’m not sweatin' hard\nBut, girl, you really shouldn’t send in guys to do mixed martial arts\nWhen I’m in bed\nWe’ll have to fight until they’re dead\nAnd my wardrobe’s wrecked\nPlay fair Delilah\nYou’ve got steroid allegations\nThough I’m simply strong you wrote that I was taking HGH\nAnd I am not -- even though I love to read your blog\nGirl, that was wrong\nA thousand pounds seems pretty hard\nBut I ain’t got veins that strain my arms\nIt bothers you that I have some other way\nYour friends they always cause a fuss\nBut I just laugh and whomp their butts\nYou know that none of them have felt such pain\nDelilah, I can promise you\nThe Bible will reveal the truth\nBut, girl, you’ll never ever read a page\n'Cause you’re New Age\nPlay fair Delilah\nJust be good and don’t you dis me\nNo more tears or I’ll be done with you\nAnd I’ll remain a mystery with no clue\nYou’ll need a dog like Scooby Doo\nYou can be as clever as you want to\nHey, where did I leave my shampoo\nThat’s one for you\nOh, what you do to me\nOh, it’s much too cruel to me\nOh, what you do to me\nOh, it’s worse than UFC -- it’s like watchin' Halo 3\nJudges 16:16\nWith such nagging she prodded him day after day until he was tired to death