| I went and wrote some parodies |
| Karl tried a little rock, put me on a stage |
| Keith sleeps comedy, we threw him in the act |
| Bill adds some more soul and has a knack for chat |
| We’re all four guys with many dreams |
| But God can help you focus these things |
| Music lyrics we rewrite |
| As long as we can take a tune and show the light |
| We’re in a parody band |
| We’re here to share with the fans |
| We’ve got a two-part style |
| We’ll tell you part’s Weird Al |
| The other part’s Billy Graham |
| Four Aquafinas and soda pop |
| We’re waiting for the van to return from the shop |
| Philadelphia late at night its battery died |
| The hotel we slept in it was highly priced |
| Now seeing as I’m waiting, I have a plan |
| Would you like to meet the boys in the band |
| I’m J. — Karl's the dude with the guitar on |
| And we’ve got Keith on the bass and Bill on drums |
| We’re in a parody band |
| We’re in a terrible van |
| We’re comin' to your town |
| And if your car breaks down |
| We’re good Samaritans, man |
| We’re in a parody band |
| The Bible’s there in your hand |
| You’re thumbin' through yours now |
| We’ll help you start it out |
| With a one-year reading plan |
| We’re in a parody band |
| We’re into prayer and defense |
| We’re from a two-sport town |
| Three if the Pirates count |
| It’s just so rare that we win |
| We’re in a parody band |
| We’re at a charity dance |
| We’re only two doors down |
| We know it’s Shark Week now |
| But please come there if you can |
| We’re in a parody band … whoo! |
| We’re in Bob Flaherty’s band … whoo! |
| Will this hilarity end … whoo! |