| It was eight o’clock one night and I’m walking down the line |
| Heading for The Grove to meet some friends of mine. |
| Then out of a doorway comes these two bad talking guys |
| They say «Hey there white girl» and take me to one side. |
| My heart it was a pounding cause they caught me with a fright |
| The streetlight was a burning as I looked into their eyes |
| Well a thousand times I’ve walked these streets so I wasn’t too surprised |
| When they said we got some stuff that you might like to buy. |
| I said I’ve got no money and even if I did |
| I wouldn’t go a spending it on some old dustbin lid |
| Then just at that moment a cop’s car passed us by |
| I could see the faces in it out of the corner of my eye. |
| The streetlight guys are grinning as the cop lined on ahead |
| The time to leave was now «Goodbye» is what I said |
| And they just smiled and sighed «We may see you again.» |
| Now I just strode on down the line to Grove to meet my friends. |
| Left out of All Saints across Portobello Road |
| Underneath the Westway and into Ladbroke Grove. |
| Up two flights of stairs into a darkened hall |
| Click my heels count to three as smoke creeps out the door. |
| I rap upon it once and then I rap again |
| A voice says «Hi, hello, come in and meet my friends.» |
| So I take a step inside say «Hey, how you doing?» |
| But I didn’t shake again 'cause I already knew it. |
| There’s Tone Loc on the player singing Funky Cold Medina |
| I mentioned that I saw her when she looked a bit like Neneh — Cherry that is. |
| But I don’t want to spill that wine and the hour it’s getting late |
| So I just say goodbye let’s make another date. |
| Bye bye boys. Bye bye. |
| I click my heels count to four and stroll right out the door. |
| Now I fall out of the hallway back onto the street |
| Jump in a passing cab oh it takes me home to sleep. |
| I pay the taxi man and go inside my flat |
| Click my heels count to five and fall over the cat. |
| Switch the TV on to watch LA Law |
| The bell begins to ring oh the cops are at my door |
| But they don’t wait for me to open it they just bust it in |
| Push my face into the floor and ask me where I been. |
| Well I been sweating all summer and slaving like a dog |
| Got blisters in my throat and my legs feel like wood |
| But that’s another story I’ll tell another time |
| But what i want to know right now is what’s in store tonight. |
| The next thing that I know I’m in the station cell |
| Oh they’ve taken most of my clothes and they took my bag as well |
| The bed stinks of piss so I lie down on the floor |
| The only thing I smell is the smoke creepin in beneath my door. |