| Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
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| «Will ye go to the Waxies' Dargle?»
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| Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan
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| «I haven’t got a farthing
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| I went up to Monto town
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| To see Uncle McArdle
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| But he wouldn’t give me a half a crown
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| For to go to the Waxies' Dargle.»
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| What will ya have?
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| I’ll have a pint!
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| I’ll have a pint with you, sir!
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| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon
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| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer!
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| Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
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| «Will ye go to the Galway races?»
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| Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan
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| «I'll hawk me aul' man’s braces
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| I went up to Capel Street
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| To the Jewish moneylenders
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| But he wouldn’t give me a couple of bob
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| For the aul' man’s red suspenders.»
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| What will ya have?
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| I’ll have a pint!
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| I’ll have a pint with you, sir!
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| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon
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| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer!
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| Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
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| «We got no beef or mutton
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| If we went up to Monto town
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| We might get a drink for nothin'»
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| Here’s a nice piece of advice
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| I got from an aul' fishmonger:
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| «When food is scarce and you see the hearse
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| You’ll know you have died of hunger.»
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| What will ya have?
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| I’ll have a pint!
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| I’ll have a pint with you, sir!
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| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon
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| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer!
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| What will ya have?
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| I’ll have a pint!
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| I’ll have a pint with you, sir!
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| And if one of ya' doesn’t order soon
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| We’ll be chucked out of the boozer! |