| Okay everyone
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| Welcome to grammar class
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| Today we’re learning about semicolons
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| Oh, oh, oh
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| Yes, Lonely Island?
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| We use semicolons everyday
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| Can you give me an example?
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| Oh, hell yeah
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| Get ready for a whale of a time; |
| Shamu
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| My whole team coming clean; |
| shampoo
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| These dudes is comic relief; |
| Whoopi
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| And I’m the motherfucking monster; |
| cookie
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| When you see me better cross the street; |
| Frogger
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| Then go home and write about it; |
| blogger
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| «Did I do that?»; |
| Urkel
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| «Yo Angela, Who’s The Boss?»; |
| Merkel
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| I’ll take you where you’ve never been; |
| Oxnard
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| Then make you suck a bulls' nut; |
| ox nard
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| If Miss Moore married Josh; |
| Demi Brolin
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| A comma and a fucking dot; |
| semicolon
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| We run these streets; |
| stop lights
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| All eyes on me; |
| spot lights
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| Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
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| I’m loud and I’m zipping around; |
| jet ski
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| Your dick is lil' like Wayne; |
| Gretzky
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| But Gretsky’s got a big dick; |
| clarification
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| Everyone was rude to me; |
| Paris vacation
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| My stomach’s getting fat; |
| food
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| Leave trash inside my car; |
| rude
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| You’re acting all mach-i-o; |
| Ralph
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| But I’ll eat all you cats; |
| Alf
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| We run the game; |
| umpire
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| Always chase the night; |
| young squire
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| These semicolons are my light inside the dark
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| It’s right under your nose, semicolon; |
| mouth
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| Opposite of north, semicolon; |
| south
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| Right over your home, semicolon; |
| attic
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| Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
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| We got the game on lock; |
| toy chest
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| You’re too big for your clothes; |
| boys vest
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| You know we out of control; |
| no brakes
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| Your birthday party sucked; |
| no cakes
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| When it comes to punctuation
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| You know we’re number one
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| And to the people of every nation
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| Feel the power of the semicolon
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| Semicolons
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| We rest our case
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| No actually those are examples of colons
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| You all get Fs
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| Wait, what? |