| You left a cooler at our house one night
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| So we’re keeping it full of ice
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| On your advice
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| Blue ribbons and red wine
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| You know it’s hard to find the right line
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| That does justice to the crime
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| Now the justice has declined
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| To take the stand this time
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| Well all the wasted space is mine
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| Yeah I hardly have the right to sing about it
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| Trick night and Halloween
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| An April Fool’s bad dream
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| Cigar smoke over the moon
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| And you were leaving way too soon
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| Cheeto’s and a hundred proof martinis on the roof
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| Cheeto’s and a hundred proof martinis on the roof
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| And you were leaving too soon
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| You caught every book they threw
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| At you and your single malt recruits
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| With a Pipe shirt over your suit
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| Now the judges they love you too
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| And now we’re crying in the house
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| Watching basketball on the couch
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| And we’re trying to work it out
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| Yeah we’re all trying to work it out
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| But you would not have us pout
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| Or sing about it
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| Trick night and Halloween
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| An April Fool’s bad dream
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| Cigar smoke over the moon
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| And you were leaving way too soon
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| Cheeto’s and a hundred proof martinis on the roof
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| Cheeto’s and a hundred proof martinis on the roof
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| And you were leaving too soon
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| Yeah you left too soon |