| We call the heartland
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| Not very smart land
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| IQ’s are very low but threat levels are high
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| They got a mandate
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| They don’t want man-dates
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| They got so many hates and people to despise
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| In the dust bowl
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| Cerebral black hole
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| The average weight is well over 200 pounds
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| I hate to generalize
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| But have you seen the thighs
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| Most haven’t seen their genitalia in a while
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| Maybe that’s why they’re so scared of us
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| We’ve concerns others than fear and hunger pangs
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| Queers, transgends, and lesbians
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| Vegans and vegetarians
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| All you brownish red and yellow ones
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| Come out and join us on the coast
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| No longer svelte
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| They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
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| They’ve blown out the fire
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| Under the melting pot
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| The red blood of America is starting to clot
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| No compromise
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| No sight through others' eyes
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| They’re just flies spreading pieces of shit
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| You gotta emigrate
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| Stop living in hate
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| What makes this country great is dwelling on either side
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| They don’t want visitors in Jesusland
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| They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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| We want people with college degrees
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| Drug use experience and STD’s
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| People with open-minded philosophies
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| Come hug California trees
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| Cultural revolution now
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| Neo-conservatives run outta town
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| We’re gonna burn Orange County down
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| And then we’re off to Riverside
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| Bakersfield and Fresno too
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| Then we’re comin' after you
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| The fear stricken
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| Born again Christian
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| They got a vision, a homogenized state
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| Textbook decline
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| Intelligent design
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| They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate
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| They don’t want visitors in Jesusland
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| They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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| Punk Rockers and emo kids
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| People doin' things the church forbids
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| Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists
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| We’re moving out of jesusland
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| Art students and thespians
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| Excluding country, all the musicians
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| We want all hookers and comedians
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| Nihilists are welcome too
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| No longer svelte
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| They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt |