Текст песни You're Being Served - MC Hammer

You're Being Served

Served
Served
Served
Served
Time up, you served

B-boys (Roll) like a bat is blind
You don't need reservations (No standing in line)
My gut is dope, the beat goes boom
MC Hammer is in this room
I take sucker MCs and put 'em in check
I rolls perpetrators 'cause I got it like that
No more wack rhymes or whacked-out beats
I'm MC Hammer and I'm servin' MCs

Yo, Big One
What's up, 2 Bigg?
Man, we like McDonald's
Over a billion MCs being served, served, served, served, served

They call me MC Hammer, now say my name (Hammer)
A predator, a killer in the game (Game)
Swoopin' hard like a vulture going in for the kill (Kill)
You may be next, so write your will (Will)
Live your life of Mary and your table's fortune ('tune)
I'm MC Hammer, and I'm the one
I'm cold in effect ('fect), I know that you have heard
My motivating, stimulating factor is to serve

Yo, 2 Bigg
Check it out, Big One
We just like a Shell gas station
Tell them suckers to get out the self service line
'Cause we servin' MCs in full

Now, cold perpetratin' suckers
(City to city)
Rappers with soldiers
Hammer, show 'em no pity
You wanna make money rockin' a mic
You better work for White Castle, boy, day and night
Suckers get jealous, they cry and diss (Diss)
They knew from the start that the Hammer wouldn't miss (Miss)
I'm cold in effect ('fect), I know that you have heard
My motivating, stimulating factor is to serve (Hey, hey, ow)

Suckers get bold but they sport fake gold
12-inch ropes 'cause they've been told
Rappers wear chains and fly sweatsuits
I sport baggies when I'm coming at you
Sweat in the summer, sweat in the rain
Put your suit in the cleaners and get a real gold chain
It's about time I laid it on the line
It started off yours, but now it's mine
I'm a stupid def rapper, the king of dance
You diss my people, I'm taking a stand
I'm the lyrical giant, now say it again
MC Hammer and I'm in it to win
I'm not Cool J or Kool Moe Dee
I'm MC Hammer and there's none like me
I'm cold in effect, I know that you have heard
My motivating, stimulating factor is to serve (Hey)

Yo, 2 Bigg, what they gon' do now, man?
I don't know, Big One
I guess Ringling Bros. gon' need some MCs
I guess that's where those clowns better go then (Word)

Suckers always step when I do what I'm doing
(Hammer. you dope) And my show is proven
I'm rated as one of the best
MCs top me? (You ill and need rest)
99 percent are one-dimensional
I'm a Rolls and you suckers are Pintos
On the stage, walkin' like dummies
Rappers wrapped up like a tomb with a mummy
Like I do without my man
In other words, you suckers funny
Haha, haha, haha
I'm cold in effect, I know that you have heard
My motivating, stimulating factor is to serve (Hey, hey, ow)

Yo, 2 Bigg
What's up, Big One?
Check out my homeboy
DJ Reedemed
He's about to get busy with that transform scratch
Oh, he in it to win it (Bet)

Yo, this is MC Hammer with the Oaktown posse
Big One and the 2 Bigg MC
The Lone Mixer
DJ Redeemed
Yo, check this out
I want the Alphas, the Omegas, the Kappas, the Sigmas, the Deltas

Red Light
The Wall Street
The Stock Exchange
Yo, check it out, homeboys (Served)
Turn the tape over to Side B
Word