| I’m so confused
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| This latin music’s got me
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| So, so bemused
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| The accents worse than Cockney
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| I’m not amused, it’s killing me
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| (Uh, oh. I’ts Carmen and Miranda)
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| (The Coconuts got a brand new cha-cha)
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| (Oh, no. The rhumba and the samba)
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| (Whatever happened to the hullabaloo?)
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| Frazzled and floored
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| This latin music’s mayhem
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| I won’t endure
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| There’s too much syncopation
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| Where’s the two and four? |
| I’ts killing me
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| (Uh, oh. I’ts Carmen and Miranda)
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| (The Coconuts got a brand new cha-cha)
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| (Oh, no. The rhumba and the samba)
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| (Whatever happened to the hullabaloo?)
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| And always mira mira
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| Que pasa mi queridas
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| I thought I knew you
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| What happened to you
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| I’m so confused
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| This latin music’s for the
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| Deserts and ruse
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| I’m sure it makes senoras
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| Body and loose
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| It’s killing me
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| (Uh, oh. I’ts Carmen and Miranda)
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| (The Coconuts got a brand new cha-cha)
|
| (Oh, no. The rhumba and the samba)
|
| (Whatever happened to the hullabaloo?)
|
| (Uh, oh. I’ts Carmen and Miranda)
|
| (The Coconuts got a brand new cha-cha)
|
| (Oh, no. The rhumba and the samba)
|
| (Whatever happened to the hullabaloo?)
|
| (Uh, oh. I’ts Carmen and Miranda)
|
| (The Coconuts got a brand new cha-cha)
|
| (Oh, no. The rhumba and the samba)
|
| (Whatever happened to the hullabaloo?)
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| Carmen and Miranda
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| Ho, ho, ho, ho |