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Дата выпуска: 08.02.2018
Язык песни: Английский
Gaston |
Who does she think she is? |
That girl has tangled with the wrong man! |
Darn right! |
No one says, «No"to Gaston! |
Dismissed! Rejected! Publically humiliated! |
It’s more than I can bear |
More beer? |
What for? Nothing helps, I’m disgraced |
Who you? Never! |
Gaston, you’ve got to pull yourself together |
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston |
Looking so down in the dumps |
Every guy here’d like to be you, Gaston |
Even when taking your lumps |
There’s no man in town as admired as you |
You’re everyone’s favorite guy |
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you |
And it’s not very hard to see why |
No one’s slick as Gaston |
No one’s quick as Gaston |
No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s |
For there’s no man in town half as manly |
Perfect, a pure paragon! |
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley |
And they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on |
No one’s been like Gaston |
A kingpin like Gaston |
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston |
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating! |
My, what a guy, that Gaston! |
Give five, «Hurrahs!» |
Give twelve, «Hip hips!» |
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips |
No one fights like Gaston |
Douses lights like Gaston |
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston |
For there’s no one as burly and brawny |
As you see I’ve got biceps to spare |
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny |
That’s right! |
And every last inch of me’s covered with hair |
No one hits like Gaston |
Matches wits like Gaston |
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston |
I’m especially good at expectorating! |
Ten points for Gaston! |
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs |
Every morning to help me get large |
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs |
So I’m roughly the size of a barge! |
My, what a guy, that Gaston! |
Hold |
Girls, girls, girls, please |
There’s plenty for all |
Oh yeah |
No one shoots like Gaston |
Makes those beauts like Gaston |
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston |
I use antlers in all of my decorating! |
My, what a guy, Gaston! |