| Nobody quite understood |
| Andy Kaufman’s finest jokes |
| Even years after |
| All the cancer chewed away |
| Carmen Miranda’s |
| Heart attack on the Durante show |
| Wasn’t noticed until she |
| Faded the next day |
| When all our flesh disintegrates |
| We’ll perform for the worms |
| Although the crowds will be letdowns |
| At least we’ll still perform |
| When you rub your eyes too hard and see spots |
| Those are only angels |
| Mixed with souls of the faded famous |
| Still putting on shows inside of a limbo dearly departed |
| Taken from a life early on |
| These trifling swan songs |
| Don’t last long |
| The remains only stay |
| In an eardrum coffin |
| Lost in dense fog |
| It’s funny but it’s dead wrong |
| To pluck the gray hairs |
| Right out of a corpse’s beard |
| And make a mask out of insignificance |
| Lingering around the stratosphere |
| So throw your fists up |
| For the fossilized apostles |
| Climb all over the graves of giants |
| To make yourself feel close to Colossal |
| Long live the great short lived |
| They all lived well |
| I show that wear and tear on my face |
| And my clothes I wear, they tear |
| Cause I’m old like where my tears fell |
| In a cauldron |
| The elders stoned to death |
| In World War 1 |
| On french battlefields |
| The avant-garde always died first |
| Die depressed, the way its gotta be |
| Down by booze |
| Clowned by shallow fools |
| Bitten by piranhas in shallow pools |
| I’m on a shadow run |
| Sippin 'my glass |
| And for them I’m always tipping my glass |
| It’s half empty |
| Mostly gas |
| But its still a drink |
| Rest in a lost cause |
| Find no peace in a fresco |
| Nobody loves you like worms do |
| Show you the light like holes do |
| So rest in peace with musical pieces |
| Rotting around the guillotine |
| All of us remember something significant |
| But you weren’t part of the final equation |
| And that’s dirt |
| You can’t go deep without discovering a body |
| In cities you can’t go deep without discovering a body |
| You can’t go deep |
| The one man band it broke up |
| Before the world got choked up |
| Before anyone noticed, he dissolved into smoke and dust |
| The one man band it broke up |
| Before the world got choked up |
| And the few friends he gathered |
| Scattered ashes mixed with coke bumps |
| We all know the drive is far |
| When the tongue weighs a ton |
| Although they don’t understand me |
| I carry a speech for when the Grammy’s won |
| Torches don’t get passed, they go out |
| The winner dies of dementia |
| And artists draw no pension |
| Its pecking your eyes while you’re trying to read |
| Be the one to murder your faith while you’re trying to believe |
| But don’t fret |
| We all go down but look better in flames |
| It means nothing if only the tombstones remember our names |
| Only by pissing in the wind will you know the way its going |
| And only our fallen comrades know the true definition |
| (Of revolution) |
| Only by pissing in the wind will you know the way its going |
| And only our fallen comrades know the true definition |
| Of revolution |
| The bigger the giant |
| The harder it falls |
| It’s simple physics idiots |
| The bigger the knife |
| The bigger the scar |