| Smackwater Jack, he bought a shotgun |
| 'Cause he was in the mood for a little confrontation |
| He didn’t think about the noose |
| He just let it all hang loose |
| He couldn’t take no more abuse so he shot down the congregation |
| You can’t talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand |
| With a shotgun in his hand |
| Now Big Jim the chief stood for law and order |
| He called for the men to surround the border |
| And from his bulldog mouth |
| As the posse headed south |
| Came a cry, «we got the right to clean up the streets for our wives and our |
| daughters» |
| You can’t talk to a man when he don’t wanna understand |
| And he don’t wanna understand |
| The account of the capture wasn’t in the papers |
| But you know they hung old Smack right then and there instead of later |
| And the people were quite pleased |
| That the outlaw had been seized |
| And on the whole it was a very good year for the undertaker |
| You can’t talk to a man when he don’t wanna understand |
| When he don’t wanna understand |