| Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh | 
| Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh | 
| I tried to be nice | 
| I tried to live my life | 
| But everyone else is an asshole | 
| I tried to forgive | 
| I tried to live and let live | 
| But everyone else is an asshole | 
| And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves | 
| And no one wants to help cause they’re all assholes | 
| And every friendly chat is a knife in the back | 
| A sneaky attack waiting to happen | 
| I tried not to mind | 
| I tried to be so kind | 
| But everyone else is an asshole | 
| I tried to let love rule | 
| But I feel like such a fool | 
| Cause everyone else is an asshole | 
| And they’re out there even now | 
| Trying to mess me up somehow | 
| But they won’t stop me now | 
| Cause they’re all assholes | 
| And they’re planning while I sleep | 
| And even as we speak | 
| To strike when I am weak | 
| Cause they’re all assholes | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| It’s time to defend | 
| I know I have no friends | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| I’ve got to get them first | 
| Cause worst has come to worst | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| But they put the blame on me | 
| Pretending not to see | 
| That I just want to be free | 
| From these assholes | 
| But I couldn’t take their shit | 
| So I tried to deal with it | 
| And now I look a bit | 
| Like an asshole! | 
| I tried to be nice | 
| I tried to live my life | 
| But everyone else is an asshole | 
| I tried to overlook | 
| And I tried to close the book | 
| But everyone else is an asshole | 
| I tried not to talk shit | 
| But I just couldn’t help it | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| They called it assault | 
| But it really wasn’t my fault | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else | 
| Everyone else is an asshole | 
| You’re an asshole too! | 
| You’re an asshole too! | 
| I’m talking bout you | 
| I’m talking bout you | 
| I’m talking bout you, and you, and you | 
| You’re an asshole too | 
| I’m talking bout you, and you, and you | 
| You’re an asshole too | 
| I’m talking bout you, and you, and you | 
| You’re an asshole too |