| Well I had an old uncle was mean as can be He said «When I die you’ll get nothin' from me»
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| All he left me was an old over coat
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| But I found in the pocket a fifty pound note
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| Now I is a do it yourselfer you see
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| It don’t half make life easy, take it from me Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| The wife wants the grass cut or a new kitchen shelf
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| Just do as I do and say do it yourself
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| Mustn’t grumble, don’t worry 'bout nothin' my friend
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| Mustn’t grumble, 'cause all’s well that’s well in the end
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| Mustn’t grumble, grumble and you’re on your own
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| Laugh and the world laughs with you
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| Cry and you’ll cry all alone
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| Laugh and the world laughs with you
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| I came home from work, there was firemen about
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| They said «we couldn’t save it, youe house has burnt down»
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| I said «that's allright, don’t worry mate,
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| 'Cause the bathroom needed painting, it weren’t half in a state»
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| Now I collect the football pools money, you see
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| And one week we won it, me work mates and me Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| Came home from work early feelin' pleased with meself
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| The I saw the coupon still stuck on the shelf
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble
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| Mustn’t grumble, don’t worry 'bout nothin' my friend
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| Mustn’t grumble, 'cause all’s well that’s well in the end
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| Mustn’t grumble, grumble and you’re on your own
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| Laugh and the world laughs with you
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| Cry and you’ll cry all alone
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| Laugh and the world laughs with you
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| Mustn’t grumble, mustn’t grumble |