| Why would a fellow want a girl like her
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| A frail and fluffy beauty?
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| Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
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| A solid girl like me?
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| She’s a frothy little bubble
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| With a flimsy kind of charm
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| And with very little trouble
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| I could break her little arm!
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| Ow. |
| Ow!
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| Why would a fellow want a girl like her
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| So obviously unusual?
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| Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
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| A usual girl like me?
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| Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink
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| But not any pinker than a rose is
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| Her skin may be delicate and soft
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| But not any softer than a doe’s is
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| Her neck is no whiter than a swan’s
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| She’s only as dainty as a daisy
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| She’s only as graceful as a bird
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| So why is the fellow going crazy?
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| Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her
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| A girl who’s merely lovely
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| Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
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| A girl who’s merely me?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| Yes, he’s witty
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| So disarming
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| And I really like the way he holds a room
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| Clever cunning
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| Ever charming
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| How do I make him see I’m special?
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| It’s a pity
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| It’s a pity
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| I’m as pretty
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| I’m as pretty
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| Plus I’ve got the patience
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| Of a perfect saint
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| So I’m waiting
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| Always waiting
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| Nevertheless
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| I’m in a mess
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| Loosen my dress
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| Help me I’m starting to faint!
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| Why would a fellow want a girl like her
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| A girl who isn’t dizzy
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| Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
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| A high-strung girl like me
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| Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink
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| (What's the matter with the man?)
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| But not any pinker than a rose is
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| (What's the matter with the man?)
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| Her skin may be delicate and soft
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| (What's the matter with the man?)
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| But not any softer than a doe’s is
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| Her neck is no whiter than a swan’s
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| (What's the matter with the man?)
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| She’s only as dainty as a daisy
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| (What's the matter with the man?)
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| She’s only as graceful as a bird
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| (What's the matter?)
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| So why is the fellow going crazy?
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| Oh, oh
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| Why would a fellow want a girl like her
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| A girl who’s merely lovely?
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| Why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
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| A girl who’s merely me?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| She’s the matter
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| Let me at her!!!
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man?
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| What’s the matter with the man? |