| Why are we racing to be so old?
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| I’m up late pacing the floor, I won’t be told
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| You have your reservations, I’m bought and sold
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| I’ll face the music, I’ll face the facts
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| Even when we walk in polka dots and checkered slacks
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| Bowing and squatting, running after tidbits
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| Bobbing and squinting just like a nitwit
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| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
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| One little Hitler does the other one’s will
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| Down in the basement
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| I need my head examined, I need my eyes excited
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| I’d like to join the party but I was not invited
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| You make a member of me, I’ll be delighted
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| I wouldn’t cry for lost souls you might drown
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| Dirty words for dirty minds written in a toilet town
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| Dial me a valentine, she’s a smooth operator
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| It’s all so calculated, she’s got a calculator
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| She’s my soft-touch typewriter and I’m the great dictator
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| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
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| One little Hitler does the other one’s will
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| A simple game of self-respect
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| You flick the switch and the world goes out
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| Nobody jumps as you expect
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| I would have thought you would have had enough by now
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| You call selective dating for some effective mating
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| I thought I’d let you down dear, but you were just deflated
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| I knew right from the start, we’d end up hating
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| Pictures of the merchandise plastered on the wall
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| We can look so long as we don’t have to talk at all
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| You say you’ll never know him, he’s not a natural man
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| He doesn’t want your pleasure, he wants as no one can
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| He wants to know the names of all those he’s better than
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| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until
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| One little Hitler does the other one’s will
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return, I will not burn
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| I will return… |