| Tell you what I’m gonna do with my whole day
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| I’m gettin' D-R-U-N-K
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| Gonna let that whiskey river
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| Just a-carry me away
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| I won’t think an ounce about you
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| As I watch the sunshine fade
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| There it goes, another one down
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| I ain’t takin' no lip, I ain’t takin' out the trash
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| Ain’t puttin' on shoes, I ain’t puttin' on pants
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| Ain’t goin' anywhere anyway
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| I lost you, whoop-de-doo
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| Yippie-ki-yi-yay
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| Hell, I’m glad you’re gone, you can kiss my ass
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| Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'?
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| Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined
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| Oh, pop a top and celebrate
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| There ain’t shit to do today
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| 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
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| Well, I coulda been sleepin', I coulda been workin' but
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| My time is a-wastin' and my heart is a-beatin' but
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| If I hadn’t put so much time into
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| The one who got away
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| Prob’ly coulda been a star by now but
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| Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, how ya doin'?
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| Raise a glass to a ragged life ruined
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| Oh, pop a top and celebrate
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| There ain’t shit to do today
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| 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
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| Yeah, D-R-U-N-K
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| Yeah, D-R-U-N-K
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| Gettin' H-I-G-H, hi, hallelujah
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| Oh, raise a glass to a ragged life a-ruined
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| Oh, pop a top and celebrate
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| There ain’t shit to do today
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| 'Cept get D-R-U-N-K
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| Yeah, D-R-U-N-K |