| Went to the the doctor |
| The doctor looked sad |
| Well, he looked in his book |
| And he told me what I had |
| And its all, kinds of trouble |
| Going to find you somehow |
| Arthritis is a thing to miss |
| It will leave you walking |
| With a double twist |
| And it’s all kinds of trouble |
| Going to find you somehow |
| Can’t stand up, can’t lay down |
| You can’t sit in a chair |
| You can’t roll on the ground |
| And it’s all kind of trouble |
| Going to find you somehow |
| Doctor, doctor, doctor |
| Get your X-ray machine |
| Well it feel so good |
| Just about like morphine |
| And it’s all kind of trouble |
| Going to find you somehow |
| When you get to Heaven |
| Tell the judge for me |
| I’ve had sixteen years of the third degree |
| And it’s all kind of trouble |
| Going to find you somehow |
| All kinds of trouble, good Lord |
| Going to find you somehow |