| Wilson, Wilson | 
| Wilson, Wilson | 
| Wilson | 
| Once upon a time there was a mountain | 
| That rose out of a vast green forest | 
| And in the forest there were birds | 
| And lakes and rocks and trees and rivers | 
| The forest was also inhabited | 
| By a small group of people called the lizards | 
| The lizards were a simple people | 
| And they had lived in the forest undisturbed | 
| For thousands of years in utter peace and tranquility | 
| Once a year when spring came | 
| And the first blossoms began to show | 
| The lizards would gather at the base of the mountain | 
| To give thanks for all that they had | 
| They thanked the birds | 
| And they thanked the lakes and they thanked the rocks | 
| And the trees and the rivers | 
| But most importantly, they thanked Icculus | 
| Icculus lived at the top of the mountain | 
| Or at least everyone thought so | 
| For no one had actually ever seen him | 
| But they knew he existed | 
| Because they had the Helping Friendly Book | 
| Icculus had given the Helping Friendly Book | 
| To the Lizards thousands of years earlier as a gift | 
| It contained all of the knowledge | 
| Inherent in the universe | 
| And had enabled the Lizards | 
| To exist in harmony with nature for years | 
| And so they lived | 
| Until one day a traveler arrived in Gamehendge | 
| His name was Wilson | 
| And he quickly became intrigued | 
| By the Lizards way of life | 
| He asked if he could stay on | 
| And live in the forest | 
| And the Lizards, who had never seen an outsider | 
| Were happy to oblige | 
| Wilson lived with the Lizards for a few years | 
| Studying the ways of the Helping Friendly Book | 
| And all was well | 
| Until one morning when they awoke and the book was gone | 
| Wilson explained that he had hidden the book | 
| Knowing that the Lizards had become | 
| Dependent on it for survival | 
| He declared himself king | 
| And enslaved the innocent people of Gamehendge | 
| He cut down the trees and built a city | 
| Which he called Prussia | 
| And in the center of the city | 
| He built a castle | 
| And locked in the highest tower of the castle |