| A toast to the booty
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| Feel that, do that
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| For how else can you capture a boogie
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| If you don’t attack from the back
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| To the rear, march!
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| My name is the one
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| Some people call me the funk
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| Here’s a toast to the boogie!
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| Said my name is the one
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| Some people call me the funk, oh!
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| I’ll toast to that!
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| And when I find a vacant booty
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| I move right in on the rump, ooh!
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| I’m like a camel
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| Humpin' to please
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| I’m up to my hump in funk, yeah
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| Here’s a toast to the boogie!
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| I’ve got jam in my knee
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| And I’m ready to spread
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| All around the world for the funk
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| I’ll toast to that!
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| We don’t cut in
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| We just butt in
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| So baby, may I have this dance?
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| Here’s a toast to the boogie!
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| We’ll dance to that
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| Bottoms up!
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| I’ll toast to that (x2)
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| Bottoms up!
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| Ahhhh
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| Here’s a toast to the boogie
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| We’ll funk to that, bottoms up
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| Oww, my name is the one
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| Some people call me the funk
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| Here’s a toast to the boogie
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| Said my name is the one
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| Some people call me the funk
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| I’ll toast to that
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| And when I find a vacant booty
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| I move right in on the rump (move in on the rump)
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| I’m like a camel
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| Double-humpin' to please
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| I am up to my hump in my funk
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| Here’s a toast to the boogie
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| I’ve got jam in my knees
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| And I’m ready to spread
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| All around the world for the funk (x2)
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| I am Sir Nose
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| D’Voidoffunk (double-humpin' to please)
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| And I will never dance (ahhhhhhhhh)
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| Prepare to meet your end, Starchild
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| For a tail is nothing but a long booty
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| And this is a tale that I win in the end
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| And I have pinned the tail on the funky
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| And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild
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| Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild!
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| Ahh, hahahaha
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| Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild!
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| And I have made a jackass out of the funk, hahahahaha
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| Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss
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| I, Sir Nose D’Voidoffunk
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| Shall never dance!
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| Ah hahahahaha
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| Yo ho, yourself, Starchild
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| Where’s your Flash Light?
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| Where’s your Bop Gun?
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| Where’s the Doctor, Starchild?
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| Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild!
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| Haa!
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| Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss |