| Have you heard about the latest craze
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| That’s sweeping across the nation
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| All the punks from coast to coast
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| Have discovered an old invention
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| Your hair’s too long
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| Man, you’re a queer
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| You’re too new wave
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| Put down that beer
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| Do the slag, look at 'em run
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| Do the slag, hey, you scum
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| Do the slag, ain’t it fun?
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| Do the slag, let’s all be dumb
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| Badmouth the people we don’t know
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| Make sure it’s behind their backs
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| Don’t let new people in our scene
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| It’s more fun than having a friend
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| We’ll slag everyone each and every night
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| So we can pretend that we’re all right
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| Make those pricks feel just so small
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| We’ll show the world we’re three feet tall
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| Slander their integrity
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| Doubt their humanity
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| Talk about their haircuts
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| Are their politics correct?
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| Do the slag, look at 'em run
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| Do the slag, hey, you scum
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| Do the slag, ain’t it fun?
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| Do the slag, let’s all be dumb
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| Don’t let those sissies on the floor
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| They’re unhip, man, they brought the wrong clothes
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| Let’s all do the latest craze
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| 'Cause having allies never pays
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| Slander their integrity
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| Doubt their humanity
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| Talk about their haircuts
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| Are their politics correct?
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| Do the slag, look at 'em run
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| Do the slag, hey, you scum
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| Do the slag, ain’t it fun?
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| Do the slag, let’s all be dumb
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| Do the slag, look at 'em run
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| Do the slag, hey, you scum
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| Do the slag, ain’t it fun?
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| Do the slag, let’s all be dumb |