| Now I ain’t no butcher, no butcher’s son, |
| I can do your cuttin' 'til the butcher man comes |
| 'Cause I’m a all-around man, oh I’m a all-around man, |
| I’m a all-around man, I can do most anything that comes |
| my hand |
| Now I ain’t no plumber, no plumber’s son, |
| I can do your screwin' till the plumber man comes |
| 'Cause I’m a all-around man, oh I’m a all-around man, |
| I’m a all-around man, I can do most anything that comes |
| my hand |
| Now I ain’t no miller, no miller’s son, |
| I can do your grindin' 'til the miller man comes |
| 'Cause I’m a all-around man, oh I’m a all-around man, |
| I’m a all-around man, I can do most anything that comes |
| my hand |
| Now I ain’t no milkman, no milkman’s son, |
| I can pull your titties 'til the milkman comes |
| 'Cause I’m a all-around man, oh I’m a all-around man, |
| I’m a all-around man, I can do most anything that comes |
| my hand |
| Now I ain’t no spring-man |
| , no spring-man's son, |
| I can bounce your springs 'til the spring-man comes |
| 'Cause I’m a all-around man, oh I’m a all-around man, |
| I’m a all-around man, I can do most anything that comes |
| my hand |
| Now I ain’t no auger-man |
| , no auger-man's son, |
| I can blow your hole 'til the auger-man comes |
| 'Cause I’m a all-around man, oh I’m a all-around man, |
| I’m a all-around man, I can do most anything that comes |
| my hand |