| Bring your own lampshade |
| Somewhere there’s a party |
| Here it’s never ending |
| Can’t remember when it started |
| Pass around the lampshade |
| There’ll be plenty enough room in jail |
| If being wrong’s a crime, I’m serving forever |
| If being strong’s your kind, then I need help here with this feather |
| If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side |
| At the swingin' party down the line |
| Pound the prairie pavement, losing proposition |
| Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing |
| Water all around |
| Never learn how to swim now |
| If being wrong’s a crime I’m serving forever |
| If being strong’s your kind, then I need help here with this feather |
| If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side |
| At the swingin' party down the line |
| At the swingin' party down the line |
| Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there’s a party |
| Here it’s never ending, can’t remember when it started |
| Pass around the lampshade |
| There’ll be plenty enough room in jail |
| If being wrong’s a crime I’m serving forever |
| If being strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather |
| If being afraid is a crime, we hang side by side |
| At the swingin' party down the line |
| At the swingin' party down the line |
| Everything in time |
| At the swingin' party down the line |
| Catch you down |
| At the swingin' party down the line |