| You are sultry, dirty, soft and hard |
| You are close to me and you’re so far |
| And I’m thinking of the time we spent together |
| Now I’ll bury this in my backyard |
| Sometimes I sit and wonder |
| But I’ll never dial your number |
| 'Cause I’m having fun looking out for number one |
| And I’m doing all the things I like to do |
| I’m having fun cause I knew it all along |
| I’d be better off without you |
| You are guilty, pretty, high and low |
| You’re a place to stay and a time to go |
| And I’m searching through the things you left behind here |
| Now it’s time for me to let it go |
| Sometimes I sit and wonder |
| But I’ll never dial that number |
| 'Cause I’m having fun looking out for number one |
| And I’m doin all the things I like to do |
| I’m having fun 'cause I knew it all along |
| I’d be better off without you |
| Late at night you pick up the telephone |
| Call me up and cry 'cause you’re all alone |
| I don’t care |
| Apologize for taking my cigarettes |
| Now it’s time to feel all the side effects |
| Missing the life you had |
| Now I’m having fun looking out for number one |
| And I’m doing all the things I like to do |
| I’m having fun cause I knew it all along |
| I’d be better off without you |
| Better off without you |
| Better off without you |