| Hey, liste, we’re so sick of it
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| Fire water is the devil’s drink
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| Don’t want it, no more chugaloo
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| Empty Tankard? |
| Fill it up with milk!
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| Minerals! |
| Vegetables! |
| Health food and some peppermint tea
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| No more of that liquod death
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| No more beer! |
| No more booze! |
| We’ll play healthy metal instead
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| No whisky, you can have our beer
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| We’ll be living in sobpiety
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| Immortal! |
| Drinking is a sin
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| Prohibition is a good idea
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| Alcoholic days are gone — gonna fight those evil ways
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| Stone cold sober — gonna stick to the perrier
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| Alcohol is no more fun — gonna drink our tonic straight
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| Stone cold sober — and we’re all gonna lose some weight
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| Don’t do it! |
| Through your beer away!
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| There’a a better way to have some fun
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| At parties, if you wanna booze
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| Get a six-pack of tomato juice
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| Minerals! |
| Vegetables! |
| Health food and some peppermint tea
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| No more of that liquod death
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| No more beer! |
| No more booze! |
| We’ll play healthy metal instead
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| Believe it, we are clean and dry
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| We could play a gig at double a
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| Headbangers on a water binge
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| If you’re heavy don’t you drink and dive
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| Alcoholic days are gone — gonna fight those evil ways
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| Stone cold sober — gonna stick to the perrier
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| Alcohol is no more fun — gonna drink our tonic straight
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| Stone cold sober — and we’re all gonna lose some weight
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| The future — we can see it now
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| Merchendizing heavy metal link
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| Thrash soda in the water bar
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| Multivitamins — we got our fill
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| Minerals! |
| Vegetables! |
| Health food and some peppermint tea
|
| No more of that liquod death
|
| No more beer! |
| No more booze! |
| We’ll play healthy metal instead
|
| Alcoholic days are gone — gonna fight those evil ways
|
| Stone cold sober — gonna stick to the perrier
|
| Alcohol is no more fun — gonna drink our tonic straight
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| Stone cold sober — and we’re all gonna lose some weight |