Текст песни Morning After - Lil Dicky

Morning After

Hey, good mornin', baby
You need some Java, baby?
We got to wake up, baby
Last night was really crazy
I think I liked it, baby
Damn, you smooth, baby
Lookin' like you moisturize, baby
Tell me where to buy it, baby
I’m dry, I need the product, baby
Got my hand on navel
Then she slid her panties to the ankle
Made me back up and look at the bussy
Bussy glistenin' like a heavyweight
You wanna fuck me, baby?
Haven’t showered in a minute, girl
But if you with it, then I’m with it, baby
I will shower you with every curl
Are you freaky, baby?
Spoonin' me like I was soup
Want me to be dirty like a goose?
Ooh, but what do you like, baby?
Do you want me to choke you, baby?
She said, «That's okay, baby»
«That's okay» as in you want that?
Or «That's okay» as in «No thanks, baby»?
She look at me crazy
I said, I don’t mean to complicate it (No, no)
Let me grab a condom, baby
I put it on, then she, then she
Throws it back, give me the ass, pop it
Tickle the breast, nibble the crack, stop it
General Custer with the tactics, I’m a demon
I could feel the semen creeping 'round the penis
Bein' a man in there, we need a ambulance
Pussy gettin' killed
She orgasmin', her body spasmin'
Then I finally finish, can you feel it, baby?
Slidin' off, where’s the condom, whoa!
Well, it’s not on my penis, baby
It’s so confusin', baby
Uh, did I, did I just fuck you raw, baby?
Uh, I’m looking 'round and I don’t see it, baby
I move the blanket, move the covers
Where’s the rubber, baby?
Now she diggin' like a caveman in her bussy for it
Even if you find it in there, what’s the difference, baby?
Semen probably already leakin' in there, swimmin' in you
She said she still don’t want no condoms sittin' in her insides
I said, I understand, but there are bigger fish to fry
She said, «You blamin' me, but you the one that put it on»
I am not blamin' you and I don’t think I put it on wrong
I put it on my pinky first to see which way it go
Because I’m well aware that condoms aren’t reversible
She screamed, «I found it, baby!»
She pulled it out her bussy
But I can’t celebrate it, 'cause we got bigger fishy
Girl, I ejaculated, and I don’t see it in there
She said, it’s fine, she’ll just take the morning-after pill
Oh, oh!
Thank God for the tech now
We should probably go and get it now
This is life when you’re young and wild
I know it can be scary sometimes, that’s life
But I know you’ll get married in time
I know everything will be okay