| I’m gonna tell on you |
| Tell all the people what you do |
| Yes I’m gonna tell on the whole round world |
| Just exactly what it is that you do, yes you do! |
| I’ve got to tell how you inspect |
| Everything I like how you reject |
| With your law books on your shelf you protect me from myself |
| And that’s exactly how it is, thank you much! |
| You tax me hard, You take my cash |
| What is left you tell me make it last |
| Sit down and sip your beer and be thankful you live here |
| And that’s just exactly what he said |
| You take away everything I smoke |
| You say it’s bad it’ll make me cough and choke |
| It’s cancerous you’re bound to die. It’s dangerous you might get high |
| And that’s just exactly what he said |
| The pope he said the pill’s no good |
| Only do it when you think you should |
| But we’re overpopulated. Then a longer skirt is needed |
| Yes and that’s just exactly what he said |
| I’ve got to tell how you made fun |
| You lock me up if I’ve been havin some |
| You bust into my meetin', on my head you start a beatin' |
| And that’s just exactly what you do |