| Break it down, break it down, and sing
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| Break it down, break it down, and sing
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| Break it down, break it down, and sing
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| Break it down, break it down, and sing
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| They’re doin' it in the North of England
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| They’re doin' it way down South too
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| If you really want to know what I think about you, now
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| I think you look better when you open your mouth
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| Yes, you do.
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| Free samples
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| They’re givin' shit away!
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| Free samples
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| Singing hip, hip, hooray
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| Well the hapless sucker, the one who buys
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| His happiness comes in such little sizes
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| Free samples
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| Free samples, today!
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| If you’re looking for another good example
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| Of a key demographic for the samples
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| Just look at the happy, ridiculous lives
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| Of the televised real housewives
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| And they shout it out
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| And they shout it out
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| And the freaking out
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| That’s what it’s all about!
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| Free samples
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| They’re givin' shit away!
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| Free samples
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| Singing hip, hip, hooray!
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| Well, the hapless sucker, the one who buys
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| His happiness comes in such little sizes
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| Free samples
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| Free samples, today!
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| I’m not gonna turn 'em down
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| It’s happening all over town
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| Customers bleeding true, what’s their beat, just to see who wears the crown
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| But the giant size is king
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| Break it down, break it down, and sing
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| Hip, hip, hooray!
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| Free samples are here today!
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| And we shout it out and we shout it out
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| And we shout it out and we shout it out
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| And we shout it out and we shout it out
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| And we shout it out and we shout it out |